Digital Muslims and Ancient Chinese Foodies…

021Who says Islam is backward and sexist? I’d say they must be pretty advanced if they have e-moms.  But why do they stay in the mosques? Do their kids still have to clean up their rooms, or does the e-mom do that?  Can you just phone it in?  Upload it?  Do they make meatloaf–digital meatloaf, that is?  I hate meatloaf.  The best thing about Islam is the prohibition against pork.  We know what pigs eat.

Chinese people love pork, but then Chinese people will eat anything with four legs, as long as it isn’t a table, the original pan-gastronomes, likely the first to cook food, likely the first to use pans. It tastes better that way. Chinese food is nothing if not hot wok.  You can quote me on that.  I hear Muslims have moo-lahs, too, which sounds like a dairy product, but don’t quote me on that…

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